Total Medals Earned: 1,002 (From 179 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,000 Points
Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (150/300 points)
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Played 10 times in one session
Medals Earned: 4/9 (125/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (250/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/27 (45/490 points)
Activate Autoplay for the first time
Finish the first song
Play the tutorial
Be ranked in the top 50% overall score
View the credits
Finish the third song
Finish the second song
Hit 150 bad notes
Finish the fourth song
Finish the fifth song
Hit 400 perfect notes
Unlock 17 stars
Get 5 stars on the first song
Play 9 songs
Activate Autoplay 24 times
Unlock 10 stars
Hit 900 perfect notes
hit 1600 perfect notes
Be ranked in the top 75% overall score
Unlock 24 stars
Hit 90% or more perfect notes in a song
Play 16 songs
Finish a song without missing a note
Finish all songs
Unlock all stars
Be ranked in the top 89% overall score
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/130 points)
Defeat 100 or more enemies total.
Don't use your flashlight and survive for 2 minutes.
Defeat all enemy types.
Defeat 500 or more enemies total.
Defeat 1,000 or more enemies total.
Last 3 and a half minutes without getting hit.
Defeat 250 enemies in a single play.
Collect 25 or more power-ups total.
Defeat 150 enemies without picking up any power-ups.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/275 points)
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Broke 1000 points
Broke 5000 pts
Obliterated 150 conformists