KyuubiT's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shinukoto!]

if i didnt know any better id say this was a cry for help

[Surprise Counter - Episode 1]

just take the damn animation at face value you idiots it was funny jeez it doesn't have to make sense.

[El Haircut]

so let me get this straight. you make one shitty voice over scene by scene "video" every week in which nothing ever moves you spend 2 seconds drawing stuff using the same dull music in every episode where your basically just ranting about things that don't matter. good stuff.... yea...

brewstew responds:

ya thats about right. Thanks for watching champ!

[Old School Nintendo]

Seriously!? this is supposed to be an animation!? it was a pile of video clippings accompanied by a menagerie of poorly drawn things.. the only part of this that was remotely funny ways the script....

oh GOOD JOB clean cutting those items out of photos at least it seemed like you cared to do that right...

[Ratticus]

it had a sort of 80's feel to it. it was grungy feeling. not bad but it was kinda.... ehh... for me. not that it was bad or anything just not my cup of tea.

[The Crawler]

Well done. unique style original story and an interesting concept. the story had a wonderful twist and
i'll be honest i don't think I've ever been turned on by an amputee she was kinda hot haha. i could have done without dudes nasty legs.. but there was a lesson in this and it was a good one.

[Life By a Thread]

well. 5 for animation. but you lost half of your 5 for the large list of mouthed and vocal sound effects which would have been better done with actual sound effects. things that require a voice should use a voice. things that require TRUE SFX should use SFX it came off lazy and a little annoying. LOVED the animation it was clean smooth well done use other big time animations as an example anything that's aired on tv with "mouthed" Sound effects ended up being a one time deal or only got 2 or 3 episodes aired. this isn't an attack on you you have talent. just please use actual sounds.

[Nursery Rhymes of Death]

vaguely distressing at the end. but none of those nursery rhymes had anything directly to do with death aside from humpty dumpty.
a good list would be.

1. Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row

The rhyme is a reference to Bloody marry a queen who was responsible for the murder countless Protestants. the Garden refers to the cemeteries she fill with there bodies. Silver bells and cockleshells where tools of torture. the maiden refers to a crude sort of guillotine which is of course used to lop peoples heads off

2. Ring around the rosy
A pocketful of posies
"Ashes, Ashes"
We all fall down!

This rhyme dates back to the Great Plague of London in 1665. The symptoms of bubonic plague included a rosy red ring-shaped rash, which inspired the first line. It was believed that the disease was carried by bad smells, so people frequently carried pockets full of fresh herbs, or "posies." The "ashes, ashes" line is believed to refer to the cremation of the bodies of those who died from the plague. (cited brainz.org)

3.London Bridge bridge is falling down, down
Falling down down, falling down, down
London Bridge bridge is falling down, down
My fair lady.

Take a key key and lock padlock her up,
Lock padlock her up, lock padlock her up,
Take a key key and lock padlock her up,
My fair lady.

This nursery rhyme refers to the rise and fall of Anne Boleyn, the second wife of King Henry VIII of England. Boleyn was accused of adultery and incest and was ultimately executed for treason.
(cited Brainz.org)

humpty dumpty was a good one. consider revising :) i'd love to help. :) its been a while since ie done any flash work.

[Neighborhood Watch]

you might consider pitching this to
IFC or Comedy Central.

[Green Acres]

thats a good animation i was going to suggest film festivals if you hadnt done any.

and to tharosthedragon,
its called being ironic.